"You'll learn to dig me, trust me."
"You can call me Erin, but I won't respond."
"That's what a blog is supposed to do: cause problems."
"There's a whole world outside of Beverly Hills."
"I just like being different. That's how I'm made."
"How hard can it be? Look: lights on, lights off. Done."
"I'm a strange girl whose gonna have the most rockingest half birthday ever!"